Adventure Island has a long and storied history, and is almost as synonymous with the name Hudson as Bomberman is.
I have no idea about any of that, of course. This is the first time I've played an Adventure Island game, although a source tells me that this won't be the last one I play.
To be clear, there's a sequel on the Game Boy, and my source is named Looking At A List Of Files.
In any case, I think that it's important that we look at Adventure Island as a historic game before we just jump in to me saying "oh look I played a game, blah blah blah"
Actually let's skip all that. I'm just going to tell you why this game is super, super weird.